*not the Onion*

Oh come on. The GOP TrumpCare bill is so secret, Republicans in the Senate don’t know what’s in it? It seems Republican Senators are as curious as the rest of America about what could be in the secret bill to kick 23 million Americans off their health care. Don’t take our word for it. Here's Roll Call: Republican Senators Unaware of Health Care Details:

“Several Republican senators have no knowledge of the specific policy proposals GOP leadership is weighing for inclusion in the pending legislation to overhaul the U.S. health care system.”

"But GOP senators say they do not know what those are."

“’While I haven’t seen the language, I am hoping that it stays within the confines of what we’ve discussed within the caucus,’ Sen. Jodi Ernst of Iowa told Roll Call.”

“That echoes comments from other Republican members, like Sens. Ron Johnson of Wisconsin, Ted Cruz of Texas and Bill Cassidy of Louisiana.”

“Johnson said he is ‘curious’ what will be in the bill, before telling reporters ‘it’s not a good process.’ Cassidy also said he was ‘not confident’ in the process so far."

“Republicans have faced enormous criticism for the route in which the legislation has advanced. In lieu of public hearings, the GOP has opted to negotiate the bill in private at health care working group meetings and Senate policy lunches.”